SOLMAY Funny Raccoon Dumpster Fire Affirmation Jar 60 Sarcastic Notes (OPEN BOX)
SOLMAY Funny Raccoon Dumpster Fire Affirmation Jar 60 Sarcastic Notes (OPEN BOX)
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Description
Description
Like New - New – Open Box: Item is in excellent, unused condition.
Enjoy the humor and charm of 60 Dumpster Fire and Raccoonie Affirmation Cards in a Decorative Jar, packed with motivational and funny quotes for emotional support, daily inspiration, and stress reliefperfect for gifting anyone!FEATURES
- 🦝 60 DAILY RACCOON AFFIRMATIONS WITH HUMOR – Sarcastic positive notes from your emotional support dumpster fire friend. Each raccoon card mixes motivation with sarcasm to brighten your day. A funny twist on positivity for those who thrive in chaos.
- 🔥 MINI DUMPSTER FIRE GIFT SET – Funny desk decor and dumpster fire gifts that make people laugh Includes 60 sinister affirmation cards, a flaming raccoon standee, and a reusable jar. A fun, ready-to-gift office accessory that turns stress into laughter.
- 🎁 EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GIFT – Perfect for coworkers, friends, and anyone who loves chaos raccoons Ideal for coworker leaving gifts or emotional support moments. The raccoon dumpster fire jar is a lighthearted way to remind everyone that “everything’s fine.”
- 📏 FUNNY DESK DECOR FOR SMALL SPACES – Compact raccoon jar fits any desk, shelf, or office setup Small, cute, and totally unhinged. Great for funny desk gifts, stocking stuffers, or decorative jars for your home or workspace.
- 🎉 READY TO GIFT RACCOON SET – Positive dumpster fire humor packaged for instant laughs Comes beautifully packed and gift-ready. A hilarious yet heartfelt positive dumpster fire jar to spread joy, humor, and emotional support wherever it lands.
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